Stuff That Bothers Me

by irms

I think the title says it all, so let’s jump right in, shall we?

The inappropriate use of the word “then” when “than” is required.

People that spell “dat” instead of “that” or “wat” instead of “what”.

The rule that you can’t text during a movie.  I was once chastised by a man in the theater before this was an advertised rule.  He wanted me to stop texting during the previews, I wanted him to stop reading my texts!

People that laugh at strangers that fall.

Likewise, people that clap when someone drops a tray.

Weak hand gestures when one is talking.

People that don’t offer their seats or open doors for the elderly.  (As far as I’m concerned, you should sprint to help an older man or woman.  I’ll let you slide if you don’t know enough to offer your seat to a person of questionable seniority, but if you stay sitting when there is a clearly age-advanced person nearby, I’m going to tip over your chair with you in it.)

Forwards via text or email that tell me to pray or describe what a great person I am.  I believe in prayer, and I’m more than happy to do so, but write me a real email.  The forwards with Jesus standing in front of a waterfall are going straight to the trash bin.

Comic Sans MS font.

IE6, but for nerdy reasons.

Presentations that are entirely contained in the PowerPoint, and/or, presenters that read directly from said PowerPoint.

The smell of McDonald’s hand soap.

T-Shirts about stealing boyfriends or boinking girlfriends.

Metal/Rock/Alternative songs about “ending it” because some sappy emo kid can’t pull it together and feels oh-so-misunderstood.

People that get so over-the-top-upset about drivers that talk on their cell phones.  Please.  a)  You do it too, b) You’re not that great a driver without your phone in your ear, c) cell phones are no worse than makeup/food/babies/XM Radio/GPS, and I KNOW you’re guilty of at least one of those.

The Mac/PC debate.  Man alive.  Buyers:  pick one you like and can afford.  Haters:  shut up for fifteen minutes and read this.

Well, I think that about seals it.  I won’t be running for office in this lifetime. I welcome your additions in the comments.